Miles Edgeworth simp blog

sonnetscrewdriver:

androfembot:

dilfpop:

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don’t have anything to give you. you’re not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was “playing City,” with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn’t buy insurance got hit with a “medical bill” early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don’t ‘get it’ are right, actually

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you’re a kid you’re constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they’re all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it’s every bastard for himself

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sreegs:

sreegs:

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

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delishdessert:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

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galladegamer:

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shittishittibangbang:

i learn new things everyday the world is amazing

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musashi:

musashi:

ace attorney fandom is so fucking wild like you read the most rancid takes in the entire world and then when you confront op like ‘this is directly contradicted by canon’ they will say with 0 shame “LOLLLL well in my defense I haven’t played the games!” And you think it’s just some one off weirdo until it happens six more times in a week

people are leaving dumb shit on this so just so we’re clear this is not about shipping. The joy of shipping is that it doesn’t have to make sense! You can just stick two characters together and enjoy the potential.

This is about people literally making shit up as popular fanon and then calling YOU out when you tell them it didn’t happen. Or characterization that is flanderized and without any nuance.

An example: there is a popular headcanon that Phoenix sent Miles letters when he disappeared. There is a second part of this headcanon that states Manfred burned these letters. Literally none of this happened in canon, but I have encountered people using it multiple times as evidence that Manfred is abusive (another popular fanon I dislike)

AA fans will literally just. Make up fanfic and get mad at you for telling them it’s that. This is just the example that flabbergasted me the most.

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they should invent someone who wants to kiss me so so bad

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fairycosmos:

yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot

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no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

you fucking liar

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