Miles Edgeworth simp blog

fallout-lou-begas:

rosesau:

primarily i’m…

right-handed

left-handed

reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i’ll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽

ALT

we did it! we formed a statistically significant sample size with a perfectly acceptable margin of error!

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gemsandjunk:

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

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cant-afford-lobotomy:

twinkenjoyer:

depsidase:

don’t forget most rich people don’t handle their own stocks, they pay other people to do that for them

Pay a rich person and the money disappears into savings, never to be seen again. This benefits the rich person and nobody else.

Pay a poor person and the money immediately re-enters the economy, benefitting everyone.

We live in a world of trickle-up economics

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natbplease:

floppacoolata:

acacia-propaganda:

I can’t stop thinking about this video

so called “free thinkers” when they see a sheep

[video description: a minecraft video. someone spawns many, many dogs onto a fence post, hovering over lava. their barking overlaps. then, the player places a sheep onto a platform a few blocks away. the dogs’ eyes turn red and they all growl at the same time. the player connects the sheep’s platform to the dogs and the dogs explode outward from the fence, attacking the sheep in the process.]

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spacesweepers:

“Outfit repeater” is such a dumb insult. Yes, I like my clothes and will wear them. You sound like a Tiktoker who does Shein hauls. Ratio.

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captain-paperclip:

infectiouspiss:

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

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ringneckedpheasant:

how many u.s. states have you been to

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41-45

46-50

none/see results

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catchymemes:

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lesbiacebian:

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

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boy-ngo:

tumblr in 2020:

• posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
• a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
• images disabled altogether
• they ban you if you have a custom theme
• app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
• you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money

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