Miles Edgeworth simp blog

|23|F|Bisexual|Married💖|Regretfully American|INFP-T|
🍄Average Vinesauce lover and Jerma985 enjoyer👌🏻
Todd Howard can lie to me anyday💖
I do not tag for anyone and 99.9% of my stuff is on fast-queue(#q - which I never remember to tag lol). Many thoughs, head very full and always sleepy.

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  • (via ot3)

    me personally greeting people when they click on my blog  
    2,747 notes1 year ago
  • fallout-lou-begas:

    rosesau:

    primarily i’m…

    right-handed

    left-handed

    reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i’ll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽

    Studies suggest that approximately 90% of people are right-handed. Left-handedness is less common. Studies suggest that approximately 10% of people are left-handed. Ambidexterity refers to having equal ability in both hands.ALT

    we did it! we formed a statistically significant sample size with a perfectly acceptable margin of error!

    (via splashofcaity)

    21,068 notes2 hours ago
  • gemsandjunk:

    If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

    (via archangelooo)

    105,732 notes3 hours ago
  • cant-afford-lobotomy:

    twinkenjoyer:

    depsidase:

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    don’t forget most rich people don’t handle their own stocks, they pay other people to do that for them

    Pay a rich person and the money disappears into savings, never to be seen again. This benefits the rich person and nobody else.

    Pay a poor person and the money immediately re-enters the economy, benefitting everyone.

    We live in a world of trickle-up economics

    (via splashofcaity)

    8,144 notes3 hours ago
  • natbplease:

    floppacoolata:

    acacia-propaganda:

    I can’t stop thinking about this video

    so called “free thinkers” when they see a sheep

    [video description: a minecraft video. someone spawns many, many dogs onto a fence post, hovering over lava. their barking overlaps. then, the player places a sheep onto a platform a few blocks away. the dogs’ eyes turn red and they all growl at the same time. the player connects the sheep’s platform to the dogs and the dogs explode outward from the fence, attacking the sheep in the process.]

    (via splashofcaity)

    62,089 notes4 hours ago
  • spacesweepers:

    “Outfit repeater” is such a dumb insult. Yes, I like my clothes and will wear them. You sound like a Tiktoker who does Shein hauls. Ratio.

    (via archangelooo)

    love that my husband never remembers half my clothes so i always get the 'is that a new shirt its super cute' feelsgoodman   but also cursed to be obsessed with putting together new outfits from goodwill  
    36,573 notes4 hours ago
  • captain-paperclip:

    infectiouspiss:

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    the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

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    (via c00bie)

    110,197 notes4 hours ago
  • ringneckedpheasant:

    how many u.s. states have you been to

    1-5

    6-10

    11-15

    16-20

    21-25

    26-30

    31-35

    36-40

    41-45

    46-50

    none/see results

    (via locketship)

    25   love boe ive never been to Arkansas but I've been to every single state around it lmao  
    4,273 notes5 hours ago
  • catchymemes:

    image

    (via onewhoturns)

    23,922 notes5 hours ago
  • lesbiacebian:

    shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

    (via horsyunicorn)

    yea that me  
    130,612 notes6 hours ago
  • boy-ngo:

    tumblr in 2020:

    • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
    • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
    • images disabled altogether
    • they ban you if you have a custom theme
    • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
    • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money

    (via gobspeaks)

    78,865 notes6 hours ago